Oh, Eloise. We understand what you mean ...

eloise has 200 potential band names and zero potential bandmates

Source:

http://hipsterpuppies.tumblr.com/post/1058299754/eloise-has-200-potential-band-names-and-zero

The Medicated Tip

*submitted by Josh Keegan Gross

Sunday Night Sausage

Diseases From the Ice Cream Lady

Vermont Complication

John Travolta Wax Face

Long Duck Dong and The Underpants

Cream Cheese Alien

A Day Away From Hulk Hogan

Baggie Full of Bacon

McNugget Rampage

ACTUAL BAND: Midnight Spaghetti & The Chocolate G-Strings

For more information/booking: Midnight Spaghetti and the Chocolate G-Strings

Oily Bohunk

Hot Dog Wristband

Chris Brook and the Suite Boxes

3 p.m. Muffin

Hollandaise Taint

All the Benedicts

Cherries Are Not Berries

Fetal Photo

*Submitted by Heather

Wrist Itchers

Swallowing Memories

Rouge Pizza

Back Fat Patrol

Sloth-tacular

Fighting Badgers